A leftist blog just put out this amusing take on the 2012 Iowa Caucus. I present for your enlightenment and entertainment.
The Wasteland is Iowa, and the battle is over which sect controls the Republican Party.
The Jesus-Hitler-Stalin mind control cult, which is the big player behind the Religious Right, and the New Apostolic Reformation seem to be backing Gingrich (they wanted Rick Perry, but the moron can’t even remember his lines).
Joseph Smith’s mind control cult, the Mormons, are behind Romney, who is exploiting the total failure of the Protestants to find an electable candidate. Romney also seems to have all the big Banksters and the Neo-Cons behind him. He is also the only remotely electable candidate.
This is a BIG PROBLEM for the Evangelicals, since from their perspective a Mormon is even worse than a Muslim, since they pretend to be “real” Christians. Expect to see serious hellfire break out on this one.
It really never occurred to me before, but is it possible the same Christers who freaked out about “Muslim” Obama are terrified of “Mormon” Romney? I mean, the “similar” sounding words? Is that what’s behind the desperate attempts to find Anyone But Romney? The party, having sown the seeds of doubt about Obama, now reaps the whirlwind, when the hicks won’t vote for Romney either. Perhaps they could star calling him Rome-ney as well, to get the anti-Catholics up in arms. Remember, these are the people who thought a photo of Al Smith in front of the “Holland Tunnel” proved he had a secret link to the Vatican!
Iowa and other things.
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